Everybody Hurts

From an email sent to me recently:


SUBJECT: The gay and the sweater curse

I feel really bad for not warning my friend John about the boyfriend sweater curse. He made his beau a beautiful Icelandic Lopi sweater. Then he got dumped a week after giving it to him. I didn't know it affected the gay too.



It seems unfair that those prohibited to marry should suffer this terrible curse.